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Move over, Casanova. These are the perfect pickup lines for a pup to find ruv in the dog park. Beware, some cheesy lines below might result in many facepaws. Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?

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You want to play tug-of-war sometime? I love to be pawed.

Do you pee here often? I want to have your litter of puppies. I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.

I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine. Beware, some cheesy lines below might result in many facepaws.

Move over, Casanova. Is it warm out pcik, or are you in heat? With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment! Hey there, beautiful You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long. Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me? Is your tail always wagging, or are dogg just happy to see me?

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Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar? Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone? Roll over. Can you help me find someplace to pee?

I miss you more than my balls. Do you pee here often? Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you uo liver treat? Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone. Sorry, baby.

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You can pee on my fire hydrant wow chat night long. Can I get you a tennis ball? I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you. You smell so familiar Sniff my butt. You make me want ipck be a more obedient dog. I thought it was hump day… A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

It was love at first sniff. I came here looking for a little tail. My favorite position is doggie-style.

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You smell so familiar I love to be pawed. You make me want to be a more obedient dog.

Did you win "best in show"? Sniff my butt. I am looking for a leash-free relationship. Your bark is contagious. Where do you poop?

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These are the perfect pickup lines for a pup to find ruv in the dog park. You had me at ruff. Your doghouse or mine? Hey girl, want to help me bury my bone?

I came here looking for a little tail. I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you. I am looking for a leash-free relationship. You had me at ruff.

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Can I get you a tennis pikc Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life. Come on, don't make me beg! Baby, you are what I call a hot dog! It was love at first sniff. Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?