Bus puns

Bus Pun 6 Do they have a conductor on electric buses?

Hop on. After a while, the driver told me to sit down like everyone else. Do they have a conductor on electric buses?

Usually, yes. What sort of public transport do superheroes use?

I often get a when I play snooker. Bus Puns Bus Puns 15 of the very best hilariously funny bus puns for the discerning bus driver with a wicked sense of humour.

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Because he was skint. Bus Pun 1 Does this bus stop at the River Thames? Do buses and trains run on time?

After a while, the driver told me to sit down like everyone else. If you like these bus jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Bus Pun 2 What sort of public transport do superheroes use?

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Bus Pun 7 Have you seen the bus website?

Bus Pun 8 I hopped on a bus earlier today. Bus Lightyear. I often get a when I play snooker. Bus Pun 12 How do eels ouns around the seabed?

A friend of mine got a job as a bus driver because he was so good at telling people where to get off. Bus Pun 10 What do bu play when they are in the bus? I was convinced people were talking behind my back. Buses run on wheels and trains bus puns on the tracks.

I lost my job for giving up my seat on the bus for someone. Bus Lightyear.

Bus jokes : puns and one liners

My friend always went the extra mile at work. I hopped on a bus earlier today. They go by octobus.